Google want Higgledy Garden to provide Royal Wedding Flowers (sort of…OK…that’s not true)
Thank you Google for putting Higgledy Garden at the top (nearly) of your global search for Royal Wedding Flowers…and yes you’re right, we deserved it….and yes we deserve to be beating Interflora….what’s a margarine company doing talking about such an important topic anyway?
We have been swamped with mail from all over the known world and beyond, thank you all…you sweet little munchkins.
We’re still waiting for Kate Middleton to call. We had a call from a Kate Fishflop trying to save us money on our electric bill…but alas Kitty Middleton is playing hard ball.
A famous (and rubbish) ‘Floristry’ company has suggested that Kitty uses seasonal flowers to (and I quote) ‘save money’. Not because they will be the most beautiful flowers available….and not because they MUST be quintessentially British flowers…but because she needs to save a few bob…do these people know who they’re dealing with here. Do they expect her to turn up in a Fiat Panda outside some registry office wearing a boob tube and pink hot pants with ‘Juicy’ written on the seat? This is the future queen of England not the girl from the ‘Mum’s shop at Iceland’ advert.
Royal Wedding Flowers Should Be Grown In Great Britain.
Another thing that has made me angry….(and I preempt)…Columbia will send plane loads of flowers as they did for the lovely Princess Victoria of Sweden when she got married. We love you Columbia, and though your flowers are very beautiful, the environmental cost of getting them here is too high. Kitty’s going local. Any minute now the phone will ring and it will be our lass asking for flowers in jars with bunting.
So watch it Columbia…we’ve got our eye on you and your roving little mits. This is our gig.
Ranner and his flag waving otter.
Image from The Guardian Newspaper.
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The London Flower Lover
July 27, 2011 @ 5:21 pm
love your humour, yes we both work with and write about flowers and we are happy to find someone to read who is just fresh, funny and into flora……and its abundance…..thanks…. and yes, well done for getting such high rankings!!!!
July 27, 2011 @ 7:35 pm
Hey Flower Lover, Thanks for your kind words…I do my best. I love your site to…very solid and has its own identity. Peace and love to you all! xxx
February 22, 2011 @ 10:06 pm
love your comments!!! my kind of humour exactly!!! no competition here cos we are oop north!!! but would love to here of any info I can pass on to any local wannabe Kates.. all helps to put much needed cash in the till!!! fanx n good luck!!!
February 22, 2011 @ 10:09 pm
oops!!! that should have read “hear of”” whatamistakatomaka! my mother would never forgive me!
February 23, 2011 @ 11:42 am
Ha! Thanks Faith…rst assured the Higgledy Peoples Front will keep you up to date with any hot news. :)
November 23, 2010 @ 11:05 pm
Hey, Ben, did you get my email with the guest piece? Sent it on Saturday. Jx
November 23, 2010 @ 11:24 pm
No I didn’t!!!! I will check…you may have been spammed!!!!!
November 23, 2010 @ 11:27 pm
Yes! There it is all spammed up with a couple of other important items. Brill…I haven’t read it but will in just a few minutes and will post tomorrow after I’ve taken out all the raunchy bits :)